Sound Bites

My name is Jordan. I say outlandish things which quite often makes me friends, if not just get stared at blankly.

I go to school in New York City, so I guess being quirky and neurotic (fancy words for crazy) don't make me as special as they used to, bummer.

I'm really sarcastic. Often people can't tell if I'm being serious or not. Think Darlene on Roseanne but less of a nineties bull-dyke and marginally happier. Hm, perhaps that's a bad, if not slightly offensive description. Oh well, admit it, you laughed. And if you didn't we probably wouldn't get along.

Would you believe that my goal was intentionally write a bad about me? Yeah, me either.

Twitter - @thatwittylemon